A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP....
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything...
All he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...
...and...of...course,
...the coffin stops!
(Halloween Humor From eBaums World!)
(Princess Emily's First Halloween- A Spider 2008)
(Izabel's 3rd Halloween- A Pirate 2008)
(Izabel's 2nd Halloween- Raggedy Ann 2007)
(Izabel's First Halloween- An Elephant 2006)Happy Halloween to each and every one of Izzy 'N Emmy's readers! Have a safe evening of Trick-or-Treating!
33 comments:
I haven't heard that story forever! These picture are so great -- Personally, I love the elephant.
Have a great Halloween!
Thanks for the trip down memory lane! Love the costumes - they are adorable!
Wow flash back! Love the pics!
cute cute cute. Love to see kids in costumes. :) how fun!
happy PSF! and have a great halloween!
Happy Halloween - Love the itsy bitsy spider!!
Oh my goodness, those are some sweet little spooks!
Fun halloween story! cute kids in great costumes!
Awww what adorable little doll you have! I love all the costumes :)
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Woah. How lame am I that I've never heard that one?? I am so telling my kids in the morning!! They will think I am so FUNNY!
Your littles' costumes are adorable!!
Oh my gosh that Raggedy Ann costume is ADORABLE!!!!
I'm sooo glad you pointed them out each year. That elephant was really hard to decipher! ha! Mercy. too cute.
Man, cute costumes!!!
And funny joke! Haha!
Happy Halloween!
That is a cute joke!
But the kids are even cuter...happy Halloween!
Okay.. so those costumes are so freaking cute!!
I love the elephant and spider!!
What a cute story.
And what cute costumes. I love the pirate - it's perfect.
elephants are the best ;)
They all look great!!
Haha.... love it!
The elephant takes the cake, but all the pics are adorable!
First time hearing that story... and the pics are absolutely priceless!! So adorable.
That's a hilarious story! Great Halloween treat especially with all the fun pictures. :)
My fav is the Raggedy Ann. Such cute costumes!
Happy Halloween!
Oooohhh I love her as an elephant!!! Happy Halloween!
i just LOVE the raggedy anne one!
lol! I sure didn't see the punch line of that story coming!
I love all the costumes! Soooooo cute!
Thanks for boo-ing me! :o)
Happy Halloween! xoxox
I can't wait to see them this year! Love the elephant!
That joke - BAD! And here I sit coffin. :)
Duh, I blame the cough syrup but I see the dates now and see that this year you have a spider and a pirate. Duh! Sorry. :(
Thanks for the chuckles and for the cute photos of the girls in costumes. They’re adorable ;--)
Hugs and blessings,
haha cute joke.
The Halloweens of Past Years were great. Adorable costumes.
Ha ha ha! Never heard that story before. The children in the costumes are adorable.
uuh... I love those pictures
they're all so cute!
I don't think I've ever seen a cuter pirate than yours!
I guess I'm too tired to get the joke!
ADORABLE pics!!
Cute pictures and costumes! I was never good at costumes - didn't enjoy Halloween because of it.
But - there are sure some clever ones out there!
I have posted an update on little Feisty.
I love all the costumes! VERY cute!!!
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